Apr 27 2009
The Mexican word ‘pendejo’ is not used in polite society, but if it was it would (politely) translate as dumbass. To be on the safe side it’s best to only use the ‘Hola Pendejos’ greeting among good friends.
If you think you are a pendejo, or others think you are, you can confirm your status and [...]
Apr 23 2009
An El Paso police officer gets all Mall Cop on a reporter (with apologies to Mall Cops).
When an El Paso reporter stopped at the scene of a 18 wheeler rollover he was “just trying to do his job” and interview witnesses when a police sergeant asked him to move along, The reporter and his cameraman [...]
Apr 23 2009
From Web Hosting Talk.
Is anyone aware of a free service called “Spyware” or “Skyware?”
I believe it’s invitation only - by email. Alternately, follow these instructions:
1. disable any/all antivirus software
2. open Internet Explorer (preferably in a Windows environment)
3. search/visit p@rn and warez sites looking for cracks of any kind
4. if a little bar/warning pops up at [...]
Apr 16 2009
A pregnant Carl’s Jr employee planned the perfect robbery with her husband and his brother. The brothers entered the burger joint where she worked, staged a robbery, and left with over $1,500 in cash. Before leaving, the husband whacked his wife on the back with a plastic board to make it more realistic. It was [...]
Apr 07 2009
I am in the market for a new minivan and have been looking at Chrysler’s offerings. The Dodge Caravan and Chrysler Town & Country are identical vans with different badges. The Town & Country is marketed as being more upscale (the T&C kid, see bottom photos, is reading a book, the Caravan kid is reading [...]
Apr 05 2009
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Night-time would find me in Rosa’s cantina;
Music would play and Felina would whirl.
Yes, there really is a Rosa’s Cantina out in the West Texas town of El Paso! With a hill behind and across the river the bad-lands of New [...]
Apr 04 2009
The Baby Name Mapper graphically shows the most popular baby names by year and by US state going back to 1960.
The examples below show the Kyle craze of the 1980’s (centered in the northwest) while the popularity of Jesus mirrors the expansion of the Latino population.
Apr 04 2009
Woman Locked in Her Car Calls 911
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Apr 04 2009
After two years of touring and being exhibited with great success in several US cities the famous David by Michelangelo is finally returned to Italy (jpg).
Apr 04 2009
I’ve been reading, and re-reading Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time but still can’t get my mind around the General Theory of Relativity and it’s (apparently) obvious conclusions about the earth traveling in a straight line through the curved space-time continuum - and how Tibetans on top of a mountain age slower than Boca [...]