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The Mexican word ‘pendejo’ is not used in polite society, but if it was it would (politely) translate as dumbass. To be on the safe side it’s best to only use the ‘Hola Pendejos’ greeting among good friends.

If you think you are a pendejo, or others think you are, you can confirm your status and become an official card carrying pendejo by printing the Pendematic card above.

Spanish:
Pendematic
Tarjeta Universal
Vailda por vida
Esta tarjeta puede ser usada
para culaquier Pendejada

USELE SIEMPRE CON DIGNIDAD Y ORGULLO
Presentela para creditos en:
BARES, NIGHT CLUBS, HIPODROMOS
PRSENTAMOS, MULTAS, MORDIDAS
VIAJES, CINES, TEATROS, NEGOCIOS Y
EMPRESAS AFILIADAS A LA PUP.
LA CARA IDENTIFICA A LA PERSONA
Traigala siempre en su cartera y cuide
de ella; la perdida de la misma, le
ocasionaria una pendejez deficil de explicar.

English translation
Pendematic
Universal Card
Valid for life
This card can be used for any dumb-assed moves.

Always use it with dignity and pride
Use it for credit at:
Bars, Night Clubs, Racecourses
loans, fines, bribes
travel, cinemas, theaters, businesses and
companies affiliated with PUP
The face identifies the user
Always carry it in your wallet and take care of it; it’s loss
might cause you an act of stupidity difficult to explain.

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