http://jetfuelcafe.com Powered by 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:12:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It was inevitable that Michael Jackson's image would be found on a rock. I don't see it but expect that 'on toast' is next. From the El Paso Times: Benny Rosales shows a rock that he says has an image reminiscent of Michael Jackson's face. He said he found the rock ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-image-on-a-rock/ Novelist Anthony Trollope left England in 1861 for a grand tour of North America. He wrote a travelogue and Prescott, Ontario, Canada was not the highlight of his trip. Today Prescott is an exit on Highway 401 that I've never used. I suspect it's changed a bit in the past ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/06/prescott-onatrio-one-of-the-most-wretched-little-places-to-be-found-in-any-country/ From Angels and Demons to Angels and Clowns. http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/05/evolution-of-the-knights-templar/ The photo montage attached shows ~200 abandoned Walmarts. It's an impressive number, larger than many retail chains, but is an indicator of success not failure. In most cases Walmart has relocated to better and larger premises nearby. It's success for Walmart, which is still expanding, but like industrial waste the ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/05/200-abandoned-walmarts/  While some of us were experimenting with drugs in 1972 Canadian airline CPAir was experimenting with sexism in the skys. CPAir's April 1972 schedule promoted their new Executive Jet class as having... Playboy magazines for relaxation…brought to you by great looking stewardesses and by stewards trained in European hotels. Apparently there was a ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/05/cpair-experiments-with-sexism-in-the-sky/ The Mexican word 'pendejo' is not used in polite society, but if it was it would (politely) translate as dumbass. To be on the safe side it's best to only use the 'Hola Pendejos' greeting among good friends. If you think you are a pendejo, or others think you are, you ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/04/hola-pendejos-your-official-pendematic-card/ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYDw1Za8F-I[/youtube] An El Paso police officer gets all Mall Cop on a reporter (with apologies to Mall Cops). When an El Paso reporter stopped at the scene of a 18 wheeler rollover he was "just trying to do his job" and interview witnesses when a police sergeant asked him to move along, ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/04/police-officer-goes-all-mall-cop-on-reporter/ From Web Hosting Talk. Is anyone aware of a free service called "Spyware" or "Skyware?" I believe it's invitation only - by email. Alternately, follow these instructions: 1. disable any/all antivirus software 2. open Internet Explorer (preferably in a Windows environment) 3. search/visit p@rn and warez sites looking for cracks of any kind 4. if a ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/04/is-anyone-aware-of-a-free-service-called-spyware/ A pregnant Carl's Jr employee planned the perfect robbery with her husband and his brother. The brothers entered the burger joint where she worked, staged a robbery, and left with over $1,500 in cash. Before leaving, the husband whacked his wife on the back with a plastic board to make ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/04/el-pasos-dumbest-criminals/ I am in the market for a new minivan and have been looking at Chrysler's offerings. The Dodge Caravan and Chrysler Town & Country are identical vans with different badges. The Town & Country is marketed as being more upscale (the T&C kid, see bottom photos, is reading a book, ... http://jetfuelcafe.com/2009/04/chrysler-photoshops-its-brochures/